I'm from a different galaxy.
Been stranded here on Earth for 12,053 days.
It's not gone so well.
Anyway.
LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTURE...
I'd say I respect your privacy but the truth is, where I'm from we have access to everything about you already. It's all archived in Sirius B Cloud on Planet X8y-pot.
I wouldn't want to lie to you about that.